Today Is A Beautiful Day!!!!


h1 January 6th, 2009


In case you missed it…..

Check out (above) our appearance on the Today show, with Kathie Lee & Hoda.

We think it went quite well!

And, if you haven't done so yet, what are you waiting for???? CLICK HERE to order your of Red Carpet Suicide today.

[Perez's outfit courtesy of Ben Sherman. Thanks to Miz Dana Dynamite!]

Request Denied: They’d Still Arrest Polanski’s Ass In The U.S.


h1 January 6th, 2009

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After 30 years of self-imposed exile, director Roman Polanski's appeal to have his rape charges dropped was challenged by prosecutors.

In documents containing some of the most graphic descriptions of Polanski's sexual activity with a 13-year-old to date, prosecutors say that Polanski's appeal should be denied outright since Polanski's tired claims of judicial misconduct cannot be heard out until he returns to the States.

Polanski's lawyers argue that the matter can be discussed without the filmmaker's presence.

In 1977, Polanski pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct with a minor.

In the famous case, Polanski pled guilty to drugging and raping a 13-year-old girl who was modeling for a photo shoot. Fleeing the trial, Polanski has lived in France for the past 30 years.

[Image via WENN.]

Taking It Really Hard


h1 January 6th, 2009

German billionaire Adolf Merckle, has committed suicide because of the global financial crisis and his business empire crumbling.

Double Date!


h1 December 28th, 2008

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How did Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon spend the holidays????????

With Robert Downey, Jr.!

Gyllespoon to RDJ and his wife up to Reese's beautiful Ojai estate.

On Saturday, Downey Jr. took her and Jakey for a spin in his Bentley to get some coffee.

Who knew they were even friends????

Swingers, baby!!!!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Completely Gratuitous


h1 December 28th, 2008

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French soccer star Yoann Gourcuff looking all sexy and shit on the beach in St. Barth.

He can play with our balls anytime!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Doing It For The Kids


h1 December 28th, 2008

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They may have gone through a bitter divorce, but they can still see the light.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie don't celebrate Christmas, but they sure clebrate Kabbalah!

The former twosome were spotted leaving a Kabbalah Center in London in separate cars.

Madonna left with her daughter Lourdes, and Ritchie with the boys.

How mature!

[Images by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

He’s Got Mooves!


h1 December 28th, 2008

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Not only can he walk, but he can skate too!

Little Kingston Rossdale spent some holiday family time with his parents…at the rollerskating rink.

Gavin & Gwen took their eldest son to theMoonlight Rollerway in Glendale.

Cuz that's how they roll - in the Valley!

[Image by Cousart-Ramirez-Rios via JFX Online.]

Quote of the Day


h1 December 28th, 2008

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"My worst gig was a charity concert in Las Vegas where the entire audience were 90 and older and were all asleep. You could have sprayed them with cocaine and nothing would have happened. My target audience is females between the ages of 70 and 85."

- Enrique Iglesias tells London's Metro

[Image via WENN.]

Once More, For Good Measure


h1 December 28th, 2008

Click here for a great cover of Britney's Womanizer by French singer Sliimy.

Beyonce Steals Again!


h1 December 28th, 2008

The song originally called "Smack Into You" was written for Jon McLaughlins sophomore album "Ok Now" by Tricky Stewart and The-Dream. Though, the song was later scrapped from the album, Jon did perform the song live on his summer/fall tour. Not letting an amazing song go to waste, it was presented to Beyonce and changed to "Smash Into You". Thats the part Beyonce must have "written" in order to receive that coveted writing credit because the two versions are practially identical lyrically otherwise.

Click here to listen to Jon's version!

Work Those Muscles!


h1 December 28th, 2008

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Marc Jacobs and his hawt Brazilian boyfriend, Lorenzo, show off their buff bods in some tight tanks while having a romantical brunch together on the beach.

The pair are currently enjoying a holiday in St. Barts.

Think warm thoughts, make yourself a daiquiri and you can be there too!

Wino’s Ex Reveals All! The Sex, The Drugs, The Self-Harm


h1 December 28th, 2008

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Remember that douche that was totally boinking Amy Winehouse this year while her hubby was still in jail???

Well, Alex Haines has quit (or was he fired) from his job at Wino’s management company. And now he needs a paycheck!

So, Blabbermouth is getting paid to speak to the News Of The World.

Here are all the sordid HIGHlights!

- Alex tells how the singer smoked CRACK for BREAKFAST from pipes she made out of drinks bottles as she blew £3,500 a week on drugs in her darkest hours.

- She was so desperate for every last bit she even frantically scraped the residue out with a SCREWDRIVER so it wouldn’t be wasted.

- He also reveals how the once painfully thin diva was a secret BULIMIC—living on McDonalds and up to 10 Crunchie bars at a time. She even used HIS TOOTHBRUSH to make herself THROW UP afterwards.

- And Alex, her former personal assistant, details their marathon romps while hubby Blake Fielder Civil was inside. He says: “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

- “Cutting herself was her favourite pastime.”

- “When Amy woke up the first thing she’d ask was, ‘Where’s my pipe?’. She often made crack pipes by putting foil on top of plastic bottles and then burning the drug. While she got it going I made toast with butter and a cup of tea for her. It was her normal breakfast. When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver. She had to have a heroin and crack pipe near her or she freaked out. She’d keep taking drugs until she passed out. I reckon she spent £3,500 a week on them.”

- “Amy suffered from bulimia, which is why she looked so thin. She would have a massive McDonalds and then throw it all up in the bathroom. I found my toothbrush covered in sick, and asked her about it. She went really sheepish but told me she suffered from it for a long time. Several times I went into her bathroom and saw sick all over the sink. She lived off Crunchie bars—up to 10 at a time—packets of Haribo sweets and bottles of orange Lucozade Sport. Her heroin problems made her crave sugar.”

- He says Amy became violent when she mixed drugs with alcohol. “When she drank with the drugs, she showed her worst side. She liked vodka with 99p supermarket tropical juice. Her behaviour became manic. She would cut herself or attack others. When she drank things got messy.”

- He was shocked by her self-harming. “The first time I saw her do it was after she told Blake we’d had a fling. She cut herself with scissors from shoulder to wrist.”

Poor Wino. All that craziness can only go on for so long - before she dies!

She’s looking better these days. Hopefully she truly is better.

[Image via WENN.]

Jessica Simpson Is….


h1 December 22nd, 2008

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She couldn't let Asslee hog the baby spotlight!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, are "actively trying" to have a child of their own.

"I wouldn't be surprised if Jess makes an announcement that she's pregnant very very soon," a Simpson insider tells us.

Poppa Joe's already plotting all the money he'll make selling baby pics and - a wedding too!

[Image via WENN.]

Michael Jackson Is Not Dying or Seriously Ill, His Rep Tells Us


h1 December 22nd, 2008

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Despite reports from the U.K. to the contrary, Wacko is in good health, his publicist reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com.

M.J. was said to be battling A1AD — alpha-1 anti-trypsin deficiency, a rare disease which has left him half blind and needing a lung transplant.

But, not so, his publicist tells us!

Dr. Tohme, Jackson's rep, says, "Concerning this author’s allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized ‘biography.’ The writer’s wild allegations concerning Mr. Jackson’s health are a total fabrication. Mr. Jackson is in fine health, and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company & television network for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances.

Nice to know Wacko's not sicko!

As for the world tour, though, yeah right! The likeliness of that happening is slimmer then the days Janet used to be skinny!

[Image via WENN.]

Guess Who?


h1 December 22nd, 2008

Guess who's grabbing a burger with his mom?

Guess Who?